I mean, why else would he be stealing a glance at Jessica Biel's tatas? I'm sure there's a reasonable explaination. Maybe someone from the crowd threw a piece of baby corn and it landed in her cleavage. Maybe Diddy just realized that there's a squirrel living in there. Maybe Jessica Biel is A MAN. Whatever it is, I'm sure Diddy has a perfectly good explaination. Because, you know, he's just too classy to stare at a chick's boobs like that. Did I say classy? Oops, I meant rich. He's far too rich to need to stare at a Jess' boobs. He probably has his own dipped in 24 karat gold anyway. And he's got Kim Kardashian's ass to use as a helicopter landing pad. So you know, he's set.
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