Heidi Montag seems to be photographed constantly wearing nothing but a bikini. Which leads me to the obvious conclusion: that the cost of her new boobs was so incongrious with her income (which, I'm assuming is $0.00), she can no longer afford clothes. Apparently her "engagement" to Spencer What's-his-face wasn't enough to keep her in the tabloids, so now she's showing off her poverty for everyone to see. So tacky. That would also explain why she's wearing an American flag bikini--no doubt a "vintage" Goodwill find, circa 1992. Because seriously, unless you live in Oklahoma and drive a 1972 Ford pickup, and/or you're posing for a Bruce Springstein album cover what do you want with an American flag bikini? Gross.
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