RIP Teddy

The cute little guy on the right is Theodore O'Connor, the first pony in history to compete at the Pan Am games, where he led the US Eventing Team to a gold medal. He was slated to represent the US at the 2008 Olympic games in Beijing with his rider, Karen O'Connor. Unfortunately, he died in a tragic accident at his home barn on Thursday, May 29.

Teddy, who was 1/4 Thoroughbred, 1/8 Arabian, and 1/8 Shetland pony, stood at only 14.2 hands--that's practically a midget compared to his 16+ hand competitors. But, rider O'Connor says, "The first time I saw him jump, I was stunned by his athletic ability and scope for his size. I mean, you were in the presence of something that is at the very 1 percent of the class or less."

RIP Teddy. Sadness.

RIP Kim's old face

A moment of silence, please, for the Kim that was:

Let us take a moment to remember that in spite of her knifed up appearance, she is still, essentially, the kind of woman who will rap about this:

"I used to be scared of the dick
Now I throw lips into the shit
Handle it like a real bitch..."

And for that, I love her.

Apparently God hated this "sordid, tacky bucket of slime seasoned with vomit"

In a touching gesture, some crazies in Kansas have put out this press release celebrating the untimely death of Heath Ledger as an expression of God's Will and proof of their rightliness. God, it's people like this that put the "douche" in douchebag...the "ass" in asshole...Now someone get me a .22 and a fucking shovel.

Another one bites the dust

This is the last known photo of Heath Ledger. It was taken on Saturday, on the set of his new film, "The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus" in London. And now he's dead. 

His parents spoke to the media in Perth, Australia this afternoon. His father said,

"He was found peacefully asleep in his New York apartment by his housekeeper. He was generous, kind-hearted, life-loving, unselfish individual (and) extremely inspirational to many."

How many more will fall?

I'm sorry but WTF is this?

The funeral of Brad RENFRO was held today in his home state of Tennessee. The 25-year-old actor was found dead in his apartment last week of an apparent drug overdose. He was the little kid in The Client, which was a film I was completely obsessed with at about age 11. I totally wanted to hit that. He was hot! Unfortunately, substance abuse and a receeding hairline were not kind to his boyish good-looks. But the real travesty here is that E! FUCKING NEWS spelled his fucking name wrong. I'm sorry, but is that a TV network they have over at E! or a Kindergarten class run by illiterate half-apes? God, get your fucking shit together. 

And as for you, Giuliana DiPandi (and I can't believe I know your name) you are a worthless, annoying piece of shit. She probably said "Redfro" too. Bitch probably never heard of him.

I hope Joel McHale is all over this shit on Friday's episode of The Soup. 

Burning up the screen (and making little girls' everywhere cream their panties) as Mark Sway in The Client.

In memory of MLK

"Segregation is the adultery of an illicit intercourse between injustice and immorality."

RIP: Tammy Faye

Tammy Faye Messner died Friday morning at the age of 65. And thus, we have lost one of the greatest gay icons of all time. I'm sure drag queens everywhere are beside themselves with grief. But seriously, anyone who manages to be an Evangelical, a singer, a talk show personality, an entrepeneur, and a Surreal Life cast member all in one lifetime is a total genius in my book. RIP