RIP Kim's old face

A moment of silence, please, for the Kim that was:

Let us take a moment to remember that in spite of her knifed up appearance, she is still, essentially, the kind of woman who will rap about this:

"I used to be scared of the dick
Now I throw lips into the shit
Handle it like a real bitch..."

And for that, I love her.

Virgin Kim

A knifed up Lil' Kim sat for a shoot with the incomparable, somewhat incomprehensible David LaChapelle. I guess she's supposed to be the Virgin Mary, and it's a promo for something. What I want to know is how they made her face look vaguely human-esque. Coz bitch is one procedure away from La Toya Jackson status.