Sunday, July 29, 2007

Nicole Richie heads to jail, hopes the food won't make her fat


The long arm of the law came crashing down on our favorite little anorexic's head last week, and Nicole is going to have to serve 4 days in jail for her DUI back in December. This was the girl driving down the freeway in THE WRONG DIRECTION at like 5 in the morning high on weed and prescription pills. So she should basically be charged with attempted manslaughter or something. But, since she's "pregnant" and all, she walks with only 4 days. I'm pretty sure people have served longer sentences for double parking. It's ridiculous.

Also ridiculous? Joel Madden. I'm pretty sure he's the biggest douchebag that's ever lived.

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