Tuesday, July 24, 2007

The hits just keep on coming...


So unless you've had your head up your ass, you know by now that Lindsay was arrested for drunk driving AGAIN and that she also had cocaine in her pocket.

She's practically begging me to punch her in the face. I mean, really. Is she even trying? At this point, I wouldn't be shocked to see her lying in the middle of the street in Santa Monica, clutching a copy of Machiavelli's The Prince in one hand and an eight ball of cocaine in the other while chanting a mixture of Kabbalah and complete gibberish and stuffing dollar bills up her nose. She's totally headed into Elisabeth Taylor territory. Brace yourself.

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