Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Britney Spears sucks at driving


In the endless downward spiral that is Britney's life, it seems the girl just can't get a break. It's sad really. Everyone is out to get her. Take this incident for example, where some thoughtless asshole clearly left his Mercedes station wagon in the way of Britney's convertible, causing her to run into it. Apparently, she got out to check for damage to her own car, then drove away.

I say this guy is lucky she didn't break all his windows with a baseball bat and take a shit on his hood. This is Britney we're talking about. She has about as much class as Tara Reid seven shots into a bottle of Tequila, naked and lying in a pool of her own vomit. Come to think of it, even that would be a tad bit classier than anything Britney is capable of. She's a fucking half-ape.

1 comment:

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