Monday, August 6, 2007

Nicole Richie proves me wrong...


God, I feel like such an ass. I mean, here I am throwing around accusations that Nicole is anorexic and it's not true! She's just really, really naturally thin. See? She's eating in the picture above. Which is proof that contrary to what I believed, she actually has eaten since 2003.

Apparently the pregnancy rumors are true as well. At least for now. I wouldn't be surprised if she "miscarries" sometime in the next month, in which case she's a fucking liar. Come to think of it, I probably don't trust her as far as I can throw her--which doesn't even really work in this case because I could probably pick her up in one hand and just chuck her the length of a football field.

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