Nothing gets me more pumped for a season of glorified anorexia, catfights, and Tyra Bank's ever-expanding ego than this promo for the opening credits of ANTM.
And like every cycle before it, Tyra will be encouraging all the black girls to act like 'hood niggas' and talking them through daddy issues. Cuz baby, whatever you're going through, Tyra's been there. Only it was way scarier, harder, and more dangerous than your experience. So shut the fuck up and let Ty Ty talk her piece. Tyra and her gigantic five-head. See, it's like a forehead, but bigger. So it's a five-head. Oh, Snap!
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