Tuesday, August 7, 2007

R Kelly is a genius

It's nuts. Just when you think he can't get any better, he goes and just fucks up your head with some crazy good shit. I thought there was no way he could top the masterpiece of songwriting that is "Trapped in the Closet." Boy, was I wrong. Behold, his latest:

As you can see, R Kelly obviously makes Richard Wright look like Damon Wayans. They should create an award for the coolest person in the whole universe, and R Kelly should win it every year until he dies. He should probably also get his own country. He could call it "R Kelly Land," where there are naked bitches everywhere and the rivers flow with Cristal and he can piss on all the underage face he wants to. I mean c'mon, after all he's given us, doesn't he deserve at least that much?

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