Apparently Tomkat have been living in separate wings of their Beverly Hills mansion. According to 'a source':
"At first, it was because Katie was Catholic and single, and they were only dating. It was the proper thing to do. Now that they are married, they don’t feel the need to alter the arrangement. Tom has his master bedroom, and Katie has hers.”
The source adds, (I imagine hastily):
"Of course they spend time together alone at night like most married couples; after all, they conceived Suri!"
Yes, they did. But it was obviously through a sheet with a hole in it. If Tom Cruise even sees naked breasts he probably just starts weeping uncontrollably. Then he probably catches himself and says something like, "Actually, I want those things...in my FACE. LIKE NOW!" and then he goes and tries to fondle them like he imagines a straight person would.
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