Thank God the world's greatest scientific minds are being put to good use. Some horny dudes at Cambridge figured out that a woman's waist-to-hip ratio has a direct bearing on how sexily she walks. According to these highly scientific principles, Jessica Alba has the sexiest walk and the perfect waist-to-hip ratio of 0.7 (25 inch waist, 36 inch hip).
Is this seriously what we've come to? Do we have our heads so far up our asses that determining Jessica Alba is the perfect woman counts as science?? You know what I've determined by highly scientific research? That 99% of people are douchebags. And that Tom Cruise is gay. And you know I must be right because I wear a lab coat with a name tag and carry around a clipboard. If that's not science, I don't know what is.
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