Foxy Brown is going to have to serve jail time for violating her probation. So she does what any normal, sane person would do in that situation: she gets pregnant. Brown reportedly told the media that she was indeed expecting a child, and just to prove it she made a trip to B,B,&B to pick up some baby stuff and perhaps a few useless kitchen utensils.
I don't get it. It's not like being pregnant is actually going to change her sentence. It'd be like if I was being deported to Australia and I told everyone I suffered from psoriasis or PMDD. That's great, but it doesn't have a fucking thing to do with being deported. Sorry Foxy, looks like you opened your legs for naught. And now you'll be serving a life sentence as a parent, not a mini-stint in white collar resort prison. Dumbass.
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