Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Wow, I am so glad I'm not one of Britney's progeny


Is it just me or does the shit really seem to be hitting the fan in Hollywood lately? Us Magazine and Life & Style both ran headlines this week from the faux point-of-view of Britney's sons. Which is a tad sensationalist, but otherwise incredibly funny. The cover of Us reads, "Soda in baby bottles, mommy's many men, nighttime cries for daddy's love..." God, it's like she's purposely grooming her children for a lifetime of drug and alcohol abuse that culminates in jail time and a tragic episode of E True Hollywood Story. Oh wait...that career trajectory sounds vaguely familiar...

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