When 50 Cent vowed to quit the music industry if Kanye's album outsold his, he obviously wasn't anticipating that it actually would outsell his. By a few hundred thousand copies. Oops.
The rapper worried fans when he canceled a number of scheduled appearances in the UK. But fret not. According to some dude, who I'm assuming is legitimate, "50 wants to go to Britain and perform tracks from his new 'Curtis' album for his UK fans. He doesn't want to let them down."
So, looks like crybaby Kanye wins after all. But he's still the loser because he's short. Look at him on his tippy-toes, trying to get on eye level with 50 (who's probably not that tall himself). He's about as threatening as that fat kid in the candy aisle who's flailing around on the floor because his mommy won't buy him a Tootsie Roll Pop. 50, on the other hand, is a big, scary black man who instills fear in people's hearts. Kanye might win, but only from a fiscal standpoint, if you get what I mean.
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