Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Dave Grohl deserves a Nobel Peace Prize


Musician Dave Grohl had some harsh criticism for Paris Hilton. And by harsh criticism I mean completely legitimate accusations. The guy is officially my hero. Here's what he had to say:
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut."

He added,
"I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her."

How awesome would a celebrity death match be between Dave Grohl and Paris Hilton? He'd probably take her by her big, fat head and just swing her around until her scrawny body broke off. Her only defense would be to try and rub her herpes all over him. But he would obviously prevail. Because, you know, God is on his side.

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