Friday, September 14, 2007

Dane Cook is the biggest douchebag in the universe

I hate Dane Cook. He's a self-absorbed, unfunny douchebag who thinks that just because he's relatively good-looking and banged Jessica Simpson he's God's Fucking gift to the world. Call me old-fashioned, but I prefer comedians with a healthy sense of self-deprecation. You can't really be funny if you think you're really funny,and Dane Cook definitely thinks he's a pretty nifty guy.

Well, now there's more evidence in favor of my opinion, since Dane Cook just released a single. Yeah, that's right. As in he sings. And it's not funny either. It's whiny emo shit. Just take a listen and watch the clip that they put together on Best Week Ever...I don't know if they were trying to make him look like the biggest weenie ever, but if they were, then mission accomplished!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

omg i just came across this and I totally agree! i started watching his hbo special vicious circle and i had to change the channel. i used to like him, but i totally thought he was such a douchebag and wondered if other people thought the same.

Anonymous said...

I agree with you about Dane Cook but can you not put God and the "F" together? Not necessary.
Has anyone told Dane he needs a chemical peel or something? Talking about rocky road. GROSS!!

Anonymous said...

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Have a look at that crazy emo video clip:
http://tinyurl.com/8lxnsg