Amy Winehouse is doing great

At the MOBO's last night in London, Amy Winehouse won the award for Best Female Singer and performed a couple of songs off her album. And by performed, I mean stumbled around on stage, forgot lyrics, and generally looked like hell. The sad part is, in spite of all that, the bitch can still wail. Her voice is amazing. Unfortunately, bitch is also crazy as hell and probably needs to go to a methadone clinic before she bites the head off of a small child. She looks like one of those crackheads you see on the corner trying to sell you a dog turd wrapped in newspaper for a dollar. She's about one overdose away from getting to that point.

FYI, the UK is awesome. Not only do they have an awards show called the Music of Black Origin, they have cool washed-up has-beens like Shaggy host it. I imagine they also hand out free joints to everyone in the audience and then make fun of stupid Americans all night long while they sip tea and eat crumpets. The Brits are sooooo classy.