Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Tom Cruise is ready to have sex with Katie Holmes...through a sheet with a hole in it


Apparently TomKat is ready for baby #2. If we're not careful, there might one day be an army of self-righteous midgets trying to control the world through Scientology. Because they'd be Tom Cruise's kids, get it? But seriously, will someone please put something in the water that makes everyone in Hollywood sterile? It doesn't necessarily have to kill them--just turn their reproductive organs into mush.

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