Tom Cruise is fucking crazy. That statement shouldn't need any backing up whatsoever, but if you happen to be the skeptical type, just get a load of this: he's building a $10 million dollar bunker at his Telluride, Colorado estate. Why, you ask? Well, to protect him and 9 other lucky people from the evil alien Xenu when he comes back to earth to destroy us all. Duh.
Seriously though, this thing is going to have a state-of-the-art air purification system and enough food and supplies to sustain ten people for years. And really, what better way to spend your money than to build a fortress to protect yourself in the event that some stupid doomsday prophecy perpetuated by the drug-fueled hallucinations of L. Ron Hubbard comes true? I mean, this is based on bulletproof logic, people.
For a rundown of what these kooks actually believe, check out the Wikipedia entry on it. I would say that no one could possibly be that fucking stupid--that it's all been blown out of proportion to make Scientologists seem even more retarded than they already are, but none of them will deny any of this information, so I guess it's true.
I couldn't resist including a couple of the more idiotic tenets of what these ass-clowns actually believe. These are my favorites:
- Psychiatry is responsible for WWI, the rise of Hitler and Stalin, the decline in education standards in the United States, the wars in Bosnia and Kosovo, and the September 11 attacks.
- Xenu is an alien ruler of the "Galactic Confederacy" who, 75 million years ago, brought billions of people to Earth in spacecraft resembling Douglas DC-8 airliners, stacked them around volcanoes and blew them up with hydrogen bombs.
Um, yeah.
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