It must be ya ass cuz it ain't yo face....

I posted this video for no other reason than to remind everyone that Nelly is fucking awesome. Sure, he's one of the foremost purveyors of absolute trash ever to grace the hip-hop scene, but that's precisely what makes him so great. He's not one of those lame-ass rappers without any sense of irony (ahem, Diddy). He's in it for the money bay bay! Oh, and the ass. Don't forget the ass.

Watch the whole thing and you'll catch the best part at the very end when he takes a credit card and swipes in down a video vixen's ass crack. It's in such poor taste you can only love it. If you're offended you either have no sense of humor or you're just jealous. Or retarded.



*If you want to know what a tip drill is, check it out on UrbanDictionary.com, or ask your parents. That should be a private conversation.