Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Heidi Montag continues assfucking the world with her 'musical talent'

Talentless ass-clown Heidi Montag celebrated her 21st last night at LAX. Pretty much no one famous showed up except Nick Cannon, who probably got there by accident and was held hostage. The worst part of the night had to be when Heidi decided to do an "impromptu" performance of her new single--by which I mean a carefully thought-out and choreographed lip-sych session.

If you like getting your ears raped while smashing your head against bricks, you'll probably think this is a pretty sick performance. If you have one shred of intelligence or dignity, it will make you want to kill yourself.

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