Holy fucking hell, Tom Cruise is small. I mean, I know he's small, but then I see pictures like this where it looks like he's been photoshopped in and I think "Holy hell this guy is literally 4'3"." Clearly, he forgot to wear his lifts, and Katie was misprogrammed to have a free will that day so she wore heels. You know Tommy Girl was pissed. He probably stamped his little elfin feet and cried bitter alien tears. Aww, when he gets like that you just need to give him a shot of Barley water and a picture of a naked dude with Will Smith's head taped to it. Works every time.
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He probably stamped his little elfin feet and cried bitter alien tears = Best ever!
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