Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Ladyboner


Yep, that's what you're gonna get as soon as you see Verne Troyer's new sex tape. I have to admit I'm a midget-porn virgin, but I can't wait for Mini Me to pop my cherry. He's a hot little bitch. Remember when he was on the Surreal Life and he got drunk and peed in the house? That was funny.

I have no idea who the Ho is, but she's full-sized, so in addition to the wildly erotic sight of a midget with a boner, you'll get the pleasure of seeing a midget trying to hump a chick that's twice his size. I wonder what he's working with...

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