Insiders at the Playboy mansion say that Hef's main ho, Holly, is totally feuding with his other girlfriend Kendra. Which really shatters my vision of the Girls Next Door as a harmonious, fully-functioning family unit. Apparently Holly is a raging bitch, and no one in the Mansion can stand her ass. She walks around like she owns the shit just because she gets to spend the most nights nursing Hef's dingle berries. And producers of the show are beginning to have a hard time shooting scenes where Holly and Kendra aren't at each other's throats. Poor Bridget is just trying to keep the peace. She needs to get Gizzy to mediate that shit. That cat can out-bitch anybody.
But seriously, save The Girls Next Door! We can't let their petty catfights ruin one of my favorite ways to waste an hour of my life and shrink my brain. That's a God-given right.
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