Latarian Milton, the 7 year-old who stole his gradma's car so he could do "hood rat stuff" (best quote ever), and was put under mental evaluation after beating up his grandma in a Wal-Mart when she refused to buy him chicken wings (ugh, why did it have to be chicken wings?) is going to appear before the Honorable Judge Judy. Okay, it's actually his mommy and grandma who will appear before JJ because his grandmother didn't appreciate having her car wrecked. She blames Latarian's mother for the incident and she's suing her for $5,000.
Hopefully Latarian will take the stand to defend his actions. I want to know what kind of "hood rat stuff" he was up to. Are we talking playing Poo Dollar or are we talking running an underground prostitution ring? Seriously though, this kid is straight off an episode of The Wire. He's going to give Judge Judy some sass and she's going to use her superhuman powers of Awesome to subdue him. But will his Awesome overpower hers? Will the universe implode from the sheer pressure of the meeting of these two great minds? I'm so excited I could poop myself!
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