Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Manscaping


This is old news, but I'm a lazy whore and didn't get around to writing about it until now, so here it goes. Diddy waxes his balls. Or, to be more exact, he has some poor Vietnamese woman wax them for him. He's been blabbing to the media about it. Here's what he said:

"I'll have a manicure and a pedicure--and yes, I wax as well. Men owe it to women to make sure they are well-groomed."

Props on taming the jungle down there, but I call bullshit on the "doing it for women" thing. I think he just likes to watch his hairless balls bounce up and down on a big fat ass. You know he's got mirrors everywhere. He probably dips his balls in that "Unforgivable" shit too. Ugh, hairless, perfumed balls. Balls balls balls. Balls.

Balls.

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