Clay Gayken (looking like a well-fed lesbian, above) sperminated his 50-year-old BFF/fag hag via IVF. Duh, of course they used IVF. He probably screams like Ned Flanders at the mere suggestion of sex with a female. If you want to scare the living bejeezus out of Gayken, just show him a labia. A spokeswhore said:
"The story is true...Clay is the father. She was artificially inseminated by Clay. She's due in August."
And they already froze Gayken's splooge so she can poop out another Clayspawn in the next year or so. You know he's totally going to offer to carry the next fetus. Mostly because it will give him an excuse to fart a lot and get a couple of fingers shoved up his no-no hole (for the constipation!). Oh, and then he can be on Oprah like the other pregnant dude. You know bitch looooves him some Oprah.
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