Hulk Hogan went on Larry King last night to illustrate just why his son is such an insufferable ass clown. He basically told King that "things happen for a reason," and that the whole experience will "make John a better person." John is the kid who remains in a vegitative state after his son, Nick, slammed his douchemobile into a tree while drag racing. So basically he's a shitty father who raised a shitty son whose poor fucking judgement actually put an active duty Marine in an irreversible coma from which he will never awaken. But it's all okay because being in a coma makes John a better person.
If there is a God, he will strike this whole family from the face of the earth. Amen.
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