Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Tommy Girl's wet dream comes true:


Will has denied being a Scientololoonie, but his close friendship/manlove with Tommy Girl Cruise speaks otherwise. And it looks like all the dick, er, ego stroking has finally paid off, because Will gave away vouchers for "personality tests" as gifts to crew members of his new film "Hancock" (hehe). This not only makes him a cheap bastard (those tests are free anyway) but probably made Tommy Girl gizz in his pants. He's totally tossing Will Smith's salad. These two are gayer than Zac Efron in fake lashes and full makeup.

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