Portfolio Magazine (whuh?) claims that the "Britney Industrial Complex," is basically responsible for keeping our shitty economy afloat. Apparently, if you want your product to sell better, all you have to do is align it with the popwreck, and you'll rake in an average of 33% more revinue.
Obviously, she's best for the tabloid mags, who milked an estimated $360 million off her ass this year, but she also benefits blogs, perfumes, Starbucks, gas stations, Rite Aid, and of course, Kevin Federline. So, next time you get a raise, a tax break, or find a dollar on the ground, thank Britney!
No comments:
Post a Comment