Tuesday, January 1, 2008

Lindsay Lohan is classy


The Hohan has been in Capri being, I shit you not, honored for her contributions to the film industry. So of course she hammered the point home of just how important her "contributions" are by making out with a bunch of Italian guys and fucking this handsome devil. They started their night by hooking up at a club with a whole slew of papz to document the grizzly scene. I like how he's started to unzip his fly right there in front of God and everyone. With any other ho, there's no way behavior like this would fly, but this is Lindsay Lohan we're talking about. As long as it walks, breathes, and has a dick, she's all up in that shit.

Ooh, and BTW, I wouldn't let that thing within 9 feet of my vag. Check out his hairy-ass ape stomach. Gross.

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