Jessica "Don't call me Latina" Alba is on a mission: to prove to the world just how much of an insufferable, whiny bitch she is. And she's doing a great job! Recently she told Elle Magazine:
"Contrary to how people may feel, I've never used my sexuality. That's not part of it for me."
Never used your sexuality for what? Changing a flat tire? Choosing a Presidential candidate? Because you sure as shit have used it to further your career. Here are some examples:
From now on I declare that any hot chicks who complain about how hard it is being hot should donate their faces to someone who would appreciate them--and then bury themselves at the bottom of a deep well. What can I say, I'm an idealist.
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