The reunion episode of I Love New York is the best part of the whole season. Think Jerry Springer but with even more racial stereotypes, acrylic nails, and spandex.
The second season's iteration was spectacular on so many levels. VH1's blog has a great breakdown of the 10 best moments here. But really, my favorite part had to be when Mr. Wise, the token white dude, literally came out of the fucking sky and jumped Tailor Made. Seriously, the guy's like a fucking Sugar Glider. New York is probably mad she didn't sample his abilities in the sack. Oh, but what am I saying, you know she fucked every guy in that house. And a couple of the camera crew.
The episode was was so scripted, even New York and Sister Paterson couldn't keep from laughing. Especially when they were having a bitch-off against The Entertainer's mom. Gotta love that New Jersey Trash. She can make me spaghetti anytime. (Wait--that sounded sexual). Bitch still looks like she has a "beaver's ass" on her head though. And Sister Paterson still looks like a Klingon transvestite. Ah, some things never change.
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