Well it's that time of the year to shop for new stripper shoes again. My old ones have collected their fair share of bukkake stains, so I need to fork over money for a new pair. Luckily, some genius invented the stripper shoes you see above with a built-in tip jar. No more fumbling around for dollar bills. No more of those nasty pervs sticking a finger in your asshole when they reach over to tuck bills into your thong! This will revolutionize stripping as we know it. And at only $47.99, I can afford to get them in "bitch black" and "creamy cum white." I love America!
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