There are currently no words in the english language that can encompass the breadth of Joey's douchiness. But he's by far my favorite character on The Real World Hollywierd. Basically because I have spent literally hours studying the fine work of art that is Joey's hair, and I can truly say it fascinates me to the point of obsession--It's like a faux-hawk, but then he takes the hair at his temples and just gels that shit forward, so he's got like, spikes framing his face. He obviously uses more hair product than the entire state of New Jersey, but look at it:
God, have you ever seen something more structurally impressive? The way it stands up like a hedgehog...Okay, enough. If I don't stop typing this I'll cream my panties.
Hehe, Sarah's face says it all. That's totally the look you would give this guy if he tried to approach you at a club: "Uhh, no thanks. I have a boyfriend. No, I don't want any ecstasy...really, it's ok. Just leave. No, seriously turn your ass around and get the fuck away from me..." etc., etc.
Twenty bucks says this guy is going to end up in gay porn. He totally has gayface. Or maybe it's just doucheface...no, I shouldn't even get those confused. He just so happens to have gayface of the douchey variety.
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