Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Dumb Skanks


White Oprah and her cash bitch Ali were on Showbiz Tonight whoring themselves out for their hot tranny mess of a reality show, Living La Vida Lohan. And in response to perfectly reasonable questions about how W.O. plans to avoid turning her youngest daughter into a more dysfunctional carbon copy of her older sister, W.O. got all this hot air up her ass and couldn't understand what the problem was, because Lindsay is "successful." For a fame-slut like W.O., any publicity is good publicity. Whether Ali gets onto the front page of Us Weekly for starring in her own Disney Channel show or giving R. Kelly head in the back of an alley is ultimately irrelevant. Success in the Lohan household is measured in terms of quantifiable press coverage.

Check out the video here. You know that if you get schooled by a Showbiz Tonight reporter who probably couldn't argue his way out of a wet paper bag, you really are a dumb skank ho.

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