Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Happy Birthday, Slut!


Shiloh Jolie-Pitt turns 2 today, and she's hoping that means Angie Jo will finally let her live in the house with the rest of the beautiful brown-skinned children. Shiloh probably has her very own slave quarters where she's fed dog's milk and forced to wait on Zahara hand and foot. And you just know Zahara is a demanding bitch!

The bottom line: Angie only wants brown babies to come out of her hooha, and she doesn't take kindly to these milky white ones that keep popping out. I feel sorry for the unborn twins.

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