OMG nails!

Brooke Hogan is probably a man. And by probably I mean she is definitely, with 100% certainty, in possession of a Y chromosome. I mean, her appearance speaks for itself:


If that's not a hot tranny mess, then I don't know a hot tranny mess when I see one. And I'm a consummate professional at identifying hot tranny messes. On a side note, I am totally in love with her ho-tastic nails. The last time I saw fakies that long I was watching Sargent Caroline Mason on the First 48. She's a hot bitch. Here's a clip of her being cooler than you: