Lindsay HOhan was out shopping in LA yesterday sporting some serious side-boob. And FYI, those things are definitely not real. Don't get me wrong, it's really top-notch work. I'd like the name of her surgeon, in fact.
But remember when she looked like this?
Yeah, that was back when she was getting a bunch of flack for being too skinny. So what did she do? Eat more cheeseburgers? Go to the gym? Stop throwing up the lettuce and ketchup she had for lunch? HELL NO!! She got a boob job! And everyone totally fell for it. The media praised her new "womanly" figure and parents everywhere rejoiced that their daughters would no longer be worshiping a stick figure from the Rachel Zoe School of Blatant Anorexia.
So, the moral of the story is, if people think you're too skinny, don't gain an ounce! Just get your boobs done. Keep binging, purging, and starving to your little hearts' content! Beat the system!
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