Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Paris Hilton is a fucking saint


Paris Hilton really doesn't want us to forget about her. She's going on a humanitarian trip to Rwanda, remember? She's totally changed, remember? She wants everyone to know that there's more to her than her famewhoring public image would suggest. So she does what any soldier of God would do: she's making a reality show.

"Paris Hilton is set to journey to Rwanda on a charity mission with the Playing for Good organization, and as it is always the case, cameras will be following her. Paris’ five-day trek to the African country, where she will visit clinics and schools, will be filmed with the hopes of selling it as a reality show titled The Philanthropist."

That's right folks, Paris Hilton is a philanthropist. Feel free to jump out a 12-story window at any time. She wants to use the show to prove to everyone how hardworking she is. But I don't think there's any doubt about how hardworking she is. I mean Jesus, sucking all that dick and collecting venereal diseases must be exhausting. And yet she still somehow finds the time to be photographed with black children. Is there no limit to her saintliness?

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