Monday, October 8, 2007

Victoria Beckham is so lifelike...

Victoria Beckham showed up to the opening of the Roberto Cavalli flagship store looking...well, like this:

My God, what's happened to her rack? Did it always look that ridiculous? It's like she came into her surgeon's office and said, "I want breasts that look like upturned cereal bowls, only less lifelike, and even more firm, okay?" And the surgeon thought, alright, this will take some improvisation, so he replaced her saline implants with grapegruit halves and said, "Voila! My masterpiece is complete!"

Seriously though, I think I could make more realistic looking breasts out of a tire iron and a 2X4...

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