This is going to suck donkey balls

The trailer for Paris Hilton's new movie, Repo: The Genetic Opera, was released by Lions Gate and it looks pretty craptacular. I don't get the premise, really. A horror film musical? With Paris Hilton? They might as well try to make a mockumentary about the holocaust. You know, one that makes fun of all the Jews. Because that would be hilarious!

Disclaimer: after watching this you will most surely become despondent, and/or extremely irate. I recommend you stay away from blunt objects and watch something awesomely soothing after, like The Hills.