Wednesday, July 30, 2008

This is a load of shit



That old ho John McCain is trying to sully Obama's reputation by comparing him to skanks like Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. All on the basis that he's reached a celebrity-like status. Ok look, just because he's smarter, more charismatic, better looking, and younger than McCain's ancient ass doesn't make him anything like Brit Brit Spears or Parasite Hilton. In order to be like them he'd have to start sleeping with half of Hollywood, spreading venereal diseases, showing papz his meat curtains, talking in a fake British accent, and living on a diet of Fraps and Cheetos. As far as I'm aware, he's not doing any of that.

Sorry McCain, you lose. And you're old.

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