Monday, July 28, 2008

A Hooker was almost run over by a bike


Hohan was out with her hot bitch of a girlfriend this weekend when she was struck by a motorcycle outside of a nightclub. He may have just "sideswiped" her, but I have this delicious picture of her freckled, fire-crotched ass flying across the street and landing in a pile of steaming poo, so I'd like to think it was a little more spectacular than just getting 'nudged' out of the way.

Of course, Michael Lohan was sure to cancel all his church-related activities that day so he could field calls from reporters and tell them that she's doing "fine." He said, "She's not hurt. That's all I really care about." Ohh, stab at White Oprah! Expect a counter-statement from her in 5,4,3,2....


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