Paris Hilton has an idea...

And shock of all shockers, it involves reality TV. I know, I never saw it coming either. Word is that she's pitched an idea for a show that will get hos like Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, The Olsen Trolls, and Nicole Richie all in one room--without the use of cocaine. Amazing! Here's the scoop:

According to a Paris pal, the hotel heiress got an inspiration watching both Dina Lohan's and Denise Richards’ new reality series. Her plan? To try to gather together as many targets of the supermarket press and paparazzi as she can.

Just imagine Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, Tori Spelling — as well as Richards, Hilton and her former ”The Simple Life” co-star, Nicole Richie — together in one big two-hour special sharing "their side" of what it’s like to be them.

That concept alone reportedly has intrigued a couple of cable channels initially contacted about the concept: Bravo and Lifetime.

I'm not gonna lie. I'll be the first in line to watch this inane trash. And I'll love every minute of it. But really, will someone please fire a potato gun at Paris' head and give her a blanket infected with mesothelioma? And don't tell me that's not possible. I believe in possibility.