Finally, a definitive guide to identifying and singling out douche bags. It's pretty comprehensive, but they forgot to mention a douche bag bathes in Axe body spray and is more likely than not to be from certain parts of New York, New Jersey, Orange County, Miami, and San Diego. Unfortunately, they are definitely not isolated to those areas. If you ever come into contact with a particularly obnoxious douche, just tell him you saw a chick checking him out who looks like Amy Smart. Douches love Amy Smart.
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