Hobie was my favorite bitch from Baywatch. Ok, that's a lie, Logan was my favorite, but Hobie was my second favorite! I just hate seeing when steroids, dildos, and bronzer fuck up great TV actors of the '90s like this. Such a damn shame. And what's up with the redeye? Did he get dick-slapped across the face or something?
OMG, there so totally needs to be an Ultimate Douche-Off between this twink and Criss Angel. In Vegas. With midget strippers.
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