You gotta hand it to the Lohans--they're the hardest working asstards in show business. While Dina is working on turning her youngest daughter into a used-up cokewhore like her older sister, Michael "Daddy Lohan" is working on his own project. And it's...wait for it....an all-male version of The View with....wait for it...Stephen Baldwin.
Ugh, I can just imagine how this would play out. The only thing worse than the sound of Elizabeth Hasselbeck trying to outscream Whoopi Goldberg is a couple of born-again holier-than-thou douchebags who love the sound of their own voices. Seriously, Stephen Baldwin is a dumb twat. Did anyone else notice how much he flared his nostrils on Celebrity Rehab when he lectured people? I hate nostril-flarers.
I wonder if Michael's nostrils flare when he gets self-righteous. They could have a nostril flare-off and then try and stick each other's dicks in the holes. Because you know that's what they really want to do anyway.
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