In what can only be considered the most awesomest news ever, there are currently gangs of people going on emo-beating rampages across Mexico. The whole mess is believed to have been started by Mexican T.V. personality Kristoff, who went on a profanity-laced tirade against emos, calling them "pubescent girls who fancied the lead singers of bands."

It's a hopelessly flawed approach to eradicating the movement though. All they're going to succeed in doing is inspire more self-indulgent poetry and music. If they really wanted to get these kids where it hurts, they'd slip antidepressants into the water. It's really hard to listen to Fall Out Boy when you're not on the verge of suicide. Trust me.

For more info, check out the Time Magazine article here.